Using the iPad as a shield is good for you, NOT for iPad

Let it be known that IF your baby brother attempts to hit you with a cloth bag filled with wooden blocks while you are reading books on the iPad, the iPad may be used as a protective shield. 

HOWEVER, also let it be known that the impact from that blow MAY cause the iPad screen to shatter, resulting in a dangerous situation and highly disappointed parents.

Let it be known that inquiries on Facebook indicate that it costs $200 for a new screen and that the iPad was purchased during a really great Father's Day sale for around that very price in the first place. Let it be known that the family is already in the market for a new Apple computer because they are devoted Mac lovers.